E3 Anti-Prediction Thread

Discussion in 'Community Hang-Out' started by FriedShoes, May 20, 2017.

  1. FriedShoes

    FriedShoes Girl Fetishist Staff Member Moderator

    My family comes from a long line of shamans and holy men and women. Highly regarded across the world, we've lent our spiritual power to those most in need.
    Most of that specialty has been scattered over the ages, but I am willing to harness some of that good juju to make your anti-wishes a reality.
    To the best of my ability, which I enhanced after reading The Secret :)

    So I ask this:
    What DON'T you want to see at E3?
    Be it games, people, announcements, jokes, etc.

    I'll start.
    Rabbids X Mario. I like the Rabbids. I like Mario. But fuck this. Waste of space and time.
    Kickstarter games. Too much of this last year, its ridiculous and far worse than announcing games that wont come for another two years, as kickstarter projects take much longer.
    Aisha Tyler. She needs rest.
    2D Metroid. 3D needs to be a priority
    Star Fox. No explanation needed.
    Political humor.

    How about you? Be ruthless, this is a Judgement-Free Zone.
    I'll be adding some more as I come across them.
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  2. theMightyME

    theMightyME Editor in Chief of TVEnthusiast

    The thing about Aisha Tyler is that she could probably do a good job, if it wasn't a live presentation.... The celebrity use would work better if it was pre recorded and edited... Like what nintendo does

    My personal so not want list

    Rabbids x Mario

    A bunch of military shooter promos involving a squad talking quietly on coms as they take over a compound

    Sony ripping off the switch concept

    More games that make so much sense on the switch coming to everything BUT the switch (disney afternoon, south park, etc)

    Japan still hiding in the shadow of the west, with all of their big games outsourced to Western companies or apping western design (dmc)

    Long BORING press conferences, sorry on anything interesting
  3. Juegos

    Juegos All mods go to heaven. Staff Member Moderator

    Donkey Kong.
    An edgy Monster Hunter reboot.
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  4. theMightyME

    theMightyME Editor in Chief of TVEnthusiast

    I read that as Donkey Kong: An edgey Monster Hunter reboot
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  5. sjmartin79

    sjmartin79 White Phoenix of the Crown

    Smash taking up valuable minutes for games I actually care about.
  6. Odo

    Odo Well-Known Member

    Metroid amiibo Festival
    Pokemon Shuffle for Switch
    NintendoLand Deluxe
    Star Fox Zero Deluxe
    Project Robot Switch
    Metroid Federation Force II: Zero Suit Federation
    Another motion-control-only title
    2D Platformers
    More FPS shooters going back to WWII and WWI
    More Sonic projects for the future (He needs retirement)
    Generic horror games
  7. mattavelle1

    mattavelle1 Fresh starts now Staff Member Moderator

    I do not wanna see Retro come out with Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze Remake.
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  8. FriedShoes

    FriedShoes Girl Fetishist Staff Member Moderator

    Alas, I did not invoke my gift, waiting for more takers before going through the spiritual motions. In any case, it isn't RabbidsXMario, its +.
    Carry on.
  9. Juegos

    Juegos All mods go to heaven. Staff Member Moderator

    We should take everything mentioned in this thread and make a bingo card for e3.
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  10. EvilTw1n

    EvilTw1n Necessary Evil Staff Member Moderator

    1-2-3 Switch.

    Devil's Fourth.

    Radio silence on Retro. (I don't care if they're even making another DK. I just want to know what they're doing.)
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  11. Superfakerbros

    Superfakerbros ECE 2018 Staff Member Moderator

    Mr. Caffeine coming back
    Sony spending time hyping up games that won't come out for 10 years
    The C-tier stuff Nintendo made late into the Wii U/3DS's lifespan
    A Metroid game ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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  12. theMightyME

    theMightyME Editor in Chief of TVEnthusiast

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