Hey folks, I'm wanting to come up with a sort of illustrated article series that pokes fun at various gaming idiosyncrasies and allows me to make sort of mini-illustrations to make the jokes rather than memes. I have a long list of ideas but want to start with Splatoon. I actually have a rough draft of what will go down for the "Squid-Kids" at http://nintendoenthusiast.com/forums/threads/the-great-ct-community-thread.3083/page-159#post-143158 if you want an idea of how this would be written albeit a bit more condensed and cleaned up. Right now I'm wanting to come up with 7 to 10 various gamer types that you come up against online. My list so far is: 1. The Little Brother (the obvious dunce cap wearing level 50 player you play against) 2. The God Roller/Rollzerker (see my Rollzerker print Spoiler: here for the illustration. Basically a player like @Koenig ) 3. The Bob Ross (@mattavelle1 essentially. The character who is pacifistic until you put baby in the corner then KRAKEN) 4. "Squiddies" or Squid-Kids (see above link) 5. "Remember the Alamo" (the instance of your other teammates leaving which causes you to live through an Alamo like situation where there are far more of them than you) 6. Japanese Lag Squad (they strike quickly, silently, and bullets go right through them...) 7. Last Second Ink Strike of DOOOM (#$&#$ @#$! WE LOST BY .1 PERCENT!) 8. The Overzealous (those who refuse to ink the base) 9. Sniper Hell (Turtle Sniper, Legendary Japanese Snipers, etc...) So...I'm needing some help. Some of y'all have come across various "types" in the game that I might not have seen or you might want to throw your two cents in. If you want to write a section for a type of gamer you see online I will gladly credit you for that section. I will do an illustration for the section you write up too! I'll start rough drafting this throughout the week but I think this would be a fun series to start. Other ideas I have are dealing with XCX (The many ways XCX lets you know you amount to nothing...or the hubris complex) and The Lamentations of Only Owning Nintendo Consoles.