Technology has good uses, bad uses, and stupid uses. A good use is the spectacular 3D printed Super Mario Bros. 1-1 paper towel holder. An enjoyably stupid use of technology is to 3D print this muscular Pikachu bodybuilder statue, a certified ultra-diesel goliath who could punch a hole through your intestines without even trying. He is absurd, horrifying, and glorious. Behold your new Pokémon god, born from internet memes.
If you would like to create your own giga-jacked god of death muscular Pikachu idol, well, you’re in luck. All the files and information you need to print your own statue with a 3D printer are available online. You can make it the centerpiece of your home, right in the middle of the living room. Alternatively, you can put it at the window sill, and it will function like a 200-pound pit bull to keep away any and all home invaders. Muscular Pikachu statue has no mercy.
Weirdly enough, this isn’t the only ultra-jacked thing we’ve reported on in the past year. Back in August, we took a look at an insanely jacked (and real) Dragon Quest cosplayer, cosplaying as Robbin’ ‘Ood. If you need some lofty workout goals, or you’re just looking to fantasize romantically about somebody, go check that dude out.
Anyway, let us know: Would you like to own a preposterously muscular Pikachu statue?