If you’re a Pokémon fan, you probably know Snorlax. A Generation I Pocket Monster, this sleepy beast blocked the player’s path in the original games. They needed to be awoken with the Poké Flute in order to be captured.
Gamers love to snuggle the soft beast. Except for someone in Singapore, apparently. Recently, a Facebook user posted a picture depicting a beheaded Snorlax plush.
A beheaded Snorlax?! Who would commit such a heinous act?
The photographer, Jepoy Camaliga, found the poor Snorlax on the curb, missing one of their defining features:
Snorlax blocking the road and still ignoring pokefluteAsh: Charizard use CUT
How tragic. As of this writing, the culprit has yet to come forward to confess their crimes.
After wiping the tears from my eyes, I started wondering about the question of motive. Perhaps someone lost to many a Snorlax in the Pokémon games, falling to Lick and Hyper Beam countless times? Maybe a Super Smash Bros. player kept dying due to the creature’s giant attack? Regardless, this person was out for blood. Since Pokémon are not tangible beings, they did the only thing they could think of: leave a Snorlax plush headless.
Enthusiasts, are you saddened over the beheaded Snorlax? Do you deal with your rage issues by ripping and tearing anything in your immediate vicinity? Let us know the answers to these important questions down below.