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In what appears to be a sighting as rare as a unicorn, Nintendo Enthusiast has confirmed that one gamer has found a custom Smash Bros. stage that does not have any genitalia. Yes, we are…

Following rumors and demands for an imminent Nintendo Direct, Nintendo has announced that it plans to hold more than 3,000 new presentations in the next year. According to unnamed sources, Nintendo of America President Doug…

Due to unacceptable development progress, every single upcoming Nintendo has been delayed indefinitely, with each project being born anew with fresh dev teams.  This includes Animal Crossing Switch, Metroid Prime 4, and, well, everything else. The…

Two titans of the video game industry have come together in a way we never could have expected. Reggie Fils-Aimé, set to retire as president of Nintendo this month, and Kazuo “Kaz” Hirai, set to…

Well, this one is a doozy. Coming off her shock announcement that Dumbledore and Grindelwald had an intense affair, JK Rowling has revealed that the wizards weren’t the only ones getting steamy. In fact, Rowling…

According to reports, the old man in Breath of the Wild is depressed. The man, who goes by Charles O’Donnell, said he waited for 100 years for Link to wake up, hoping that he would…

Google’s Stadia stole the conversation this week. But Google’s entrance into game streaming has spurred other companies to fight for a slice of that pie. It’s rumored, according to US Gamer, that Walmart is considering…

In a Nintendo Direct that premiered earlier today, Nintendo revealed that Pokemon Sword and Shield will feature 83 new creatures other than the starter Pokemon, all of them variants of ice cream. Junichi Masuda, the…

Note: This is a work of satire and not intended to be considered factual in any way. DeAndre Cortez Way, who goes by his stage name Soulja Boy, has had a troubled history with Nintendo.…

The battle royale genre continues to evolve with each new game developed. Most recently, Apex Legends chiseled out its own path with a free-to-play offering from Respawn Entertainment. The game features a ping system for…