Remember the first trailer for the Sonic the Hedgehog film? A lot of us were permanently scarred when we saw the depiction of the blue blur. So many that executives delayed the movie to redesign the character. Life went on for humanity, who tried to forget the abomination. Until today. Retailers full of pure evil decided to open up old wounds by announcing a Movie Sonic Mask for Halloween. Needless to say, our nightmares are about to return.
Movie Sonic is better looking than this disguise
For the low price of $45 and your human soul, you can purchase the Movie Sonic Mask on Amazon through third-party retailers. It has free shipping, too, so you get to save some cash while simultaneously opening up the Eighth Gate of Hell.
Honestly, who asked for this? Why are human beings so intent on causing each other harm? There’s a reason higher-ups want to banish this creature to the annals of history. It’s too frightening to exist…oh. Halloween mask! Everything makes sense now. This decision is quite brilliant, now that I think about it.
My fellow gamers who are eagerly awaiting Sonic’s new look, what do you think of the Movie Sonic Mask? Is it scarier than any costume you have yet seen during Halloween? Let us know your thoughts in the comment section down below.