Untitled Goose Game is a title that delves into the true darkness of humanity. Sure, players control a goose who must do questionable actions to advance. However, the game could be seen as a metaphor for what people are capable of if we were living in a lawless society. Regardless, a real goose has taken Untitled Goose Game literally, as it attacked a taxi in Nottinghamshire, England.
Untitled Goose Game is inspiring mayhem
Radford Road Police tweeted out the following message regarding the assault:
When a colleague asked if a call had been received about a goose flying into a taxi over the radio, we had to see it to believe it. Goose was taken to the vets & unfortunately the taxi had to repair the damage. We think he may be trying to find his way to #goosefair #randomjob pic.twitter.com/9eWCsjncZH
— Radford Road Police (@RadfordRdCops) September 30, 2019
That goose is fully aware of the damage it has caused. It just doesn’t care.
Thankfully, no one was harmed due to these avian antics, including the goose. Police believe the bird might have been making its way to tomorrow’s Goose Fair in Nottinghamshire. But that’s only one theory. A hypothesis that is wrong.
This was a calculated crime
Truthfully? The English goose most likely played some Untitled Goose Game on a stolen Nintendo Switch. Using its beak to complete objectives, it saw what society thought of its kind. It decided to lean into this video game portrayal. Therefore, it caused property damage. It’s just a warning because it remembers how much bread we’ve provided these animals. Next time, we won’t be so lucky.
Or maybe geese are just jerks.
Enthusiasts, what do you make of this violence? Should we rightfully blame Untitled Goose Game for any future geese onslaughts? Let us know below!